Then again, maybe Hunter Fan really does suck.
Today, I spent over 10 minutes on hold — I know this because every three minutes, I was reminded that after 6 minutes, I could leave a voice message and someone would get back to me within 72 hours.
Oh no, you’re not getting rid of me that easily!
I really didn’t want to have to do this — I really didn’t. But circumstances being what they are, I’m left with no alternative.
Last Friday night, a couple of friends and I were sitting around Taco Bell discussing all manner of whatever it is we discuss when one friend visciously maligned something near and dear to my heart (as well as my other friend’s heart). Without transcribing the conversation, let me summarize my position most clearly:
Alien v. Predator: Requiem was a masterpiece.
Admittedly, the whole “Successories” thing seems to have run its mid-’90s course. That doesn’t mean that there’s no perfectly good reason to continue to produce satirical imagery (Despair.com’s raison d’être).
Thus, I present to you some of my own mediocre “prints,” originally inspired by a now-defunct thread on the Something Awful forums:
Creating these images was also an excuse to show off some of my photography, though I’m pretty sure a retouched photo of a demolished cube farm isn’t the most arresting thing you’ll ever see.