Why? Because it’s delicious. And it doesn’t even have to be “real” JELL-O brand flavored gelatin dessert!

My recent infatuation started when I was recently having difficulty wanting not to throw up while trying to eat. Granted, JELL-O is pretty much water, sugar, and calf feet, with practically no nutritional value, but holy crap it’s sooo good!

In fact, I’ve recently been experimenting with flavor combinations! Yeah, yeah, not new ground, I know, but I threw together an orange-cherry mix, and, just tonight, I created Cherry Limeade! Oh, sure, the color looks more like Cherry Raw Sewage, but it tastes so much better than that! (I think.)

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Then again, maybe Hunter Fan really does suck.

Today, I spent over 10 minutes on hold — I know this because every three minutes, I was reminded that after 6 minutes, I could leave a voice message and someone would get back to me within 72 hours.

Oh no, you’re not getting rid of me that easily!

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I really didn’t want to have to do this — I really didn’t. But circumstances being what they are, I’m left with no alternative.

Last Friday night, a couple of friends and I were sitting around Taco Bell discussing all manner of whatever it is we discuss when one friend visciously maligned something near and dear to my heart (as well as my other friend’s heart). Without transcribing the conversation, let me summarize my position most clearly:

Alien v. Predator: Requiem was a masterpiece.

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