Admittedly, the whole "Successories" thing seems to have run its mid-'90s course. That doesn't mean that there's no perfectly good reason to continue to produce satirical imagery (Despair.com's raison d'être).
Thus, I present to you some of my own mediocre "prints," originally inspired by a now-defunct thread on the Something Awful forums:
Creating these images was also an excuse to show off some of my photography, though I'm pretty sure a retouched photo of a demolished cube farm isn't the most arresting thing you'll ever see.