While researching hemorrhoids, I had the (mis)fortune to stumble upon analpaintrial.com. Yes, that's anal pain trial. Dot com. Which immediately conjures up the image of a dank dungeon echoing glitchy industrial music, poorly lit with flickering torches and lined with a gauntlet of leather-clad monstrosities just waiting to...talk to you about Rectogesic.
All right, maybe I'm the only one cursed with such a...vivid, yes, vivid...imagination, but earlier in the year, I could have used some Rectogesic myself. (I swear, there's something curious taking place in my nether regions.) Instead, I got Anucort, which isn't a bad product in itself, though I'm reminded of a "funny" story...