Update:

All right, so the problem wasn't IE per se (yes, it was); rather, it was an unspecified width attribute in the style declaration. Which worked fine in FireFox. Less so in IE. Regardless, it appears to be fixed now.

Update:

Almost everything works! In FireFox -- and it's mostly working in IE, but the way the comment numbers are displayed is wonky. I'm guessing it has something to do with the way IE wrangles absolutely- and relatively-positioned <DIV>s. I don't like it! If you happen to know how to fix it, please let me know!

Other than that, although not everything has been throroughly tested, most things look like you'd I'd expect them to look.

Progress!

I'm sure you're shocked -- shocked! -- to see this brand-spanking new theme. Seven or eight minutes has come and gone. I should have been here sooner.I started this theme from scratch. Ish. After doing what I should have done in the first place, I focused on what I really wanted to accomplish with the site. After finally experiencing astigmatism with no goals in mind, I focused on something else: making it look nice, and, potentially, making a theme that could actually be used by others (it seems only fair).

I keep thinking I was going to write something witty here, but I guess I'm not.